Reblog so Bronson can go to Clifornia
Or get slimed
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Reblog so Bronson can go to Clifornia
Or get slimed

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If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.
Not gonna take the chance of not becoming a dragon
*REBLOGS FASTER THAN A DRAGON’S BURNING HEARTBEAT*
Ooc: didn’t meant to reblog it with this account but screw. Skynx is a dragon now everyone
Hazbin Human AU Masterpost
“My Deer Nanny” Radioapple Nanny AU Collection
• My Deer Nanny "Poster"
• First Concept/Meeting
• Alastor bumps into an old friend at the grocery store
• “Buckshot” (Injured Alastor/Dinner Party chapter): Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
• “Buckshot” Deleted scenes
• “Let’s Dance”: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Epilogue
• “Let’s Dance” Bonus illustrations/Alt scenes:
The club | Fight | Spy | The Moment After the kiss
• Huskerdust doodle
• Nanny Duties
• “Morning After”: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
• Lucifer/Alastor/Vox sandwich
• Radioapple x TWICE doodle
• “Aftermath”: Part 1 | Part 2
• "Bises"
• "Tiny Dancer, Piano Man"
• "Merry Xmas!": Part 1 | Part 2 | Epilogue
• "Happy New Year!"
• “Sick Day”
• “Buck Naked”
• Beach Pun
• Shipping Chart
• “Mr. Morningstar”
• Day to Day
• “Bang For Your Buck” Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Answered Questions about “My Deer Nanny”:
-What is Lucifer’s job? Where is the setting?
- How did Lucifer meet Angel?
-What are The Vees’ dynamic?
Other Human AU Depictions
• Alastor the Radio Man
• Vox Human Design
• Genderswap Luci & Al
• Radiohusk sketches
• Radiohusk hug
• Radioapple enemies
• Genderswap Al & Vox
*this post is subject to change if/when I make more Human AU posts, so be sure to return to the original post if you are so inclined to delve into the AU ☺️🫶🏽
thinking very hard about the Gayest Silence Known to Man
i miss them . NEXT WEEK !!!!!!!!
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
oh no! i dropped this screenshot that explains how to bypass this with a free adblocker! you shouldn’t reblog this or anything; it’d be terrible if people used this advice to watch ad-free youtube!!
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
In 2016, over 75,000 mail-in ballots were left uncounted and discarded because they were received after mail-in voting deadlines, which all vary by state, according to CBS news.
Some states like California allow you to check with the Registrar of Voters on-line to verify both if a ballot has issued and if it was received to help prevent voting errors.
Remember, the most common forms of voter fraud are 1) gerrymandering, 2) voter suppression and 3) foreign participation through both lobbying and online misinformation.
OCTOBER 13. IT’S BEING DELIBERATELY SLOWED. OCTOBER 13.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn
I dont even joke with it
2020 is not the year to post this…
not risking ANYTHING in 2021
please let me get that job in algae management
DM Resources Masterpost
So I’ve been DMing D&D 5e for a couple years now, and that means I’ve collected a ton of free online resources to help the whole process! Without further ado, here’s all of the websites I’ve collected over the years.
NAMING:
Xanathar’s Missing Pages: Hundreds of surnames for any characters you’re writing! There’s sections for different regions, such as Polynesia, India, and France!
This Reddit thread is a goldmine of shop names! There’s tons of variety for a bunch of different kinds of shops!
This website has a TON of diverse names! Like, seriously, I’ve been using this for two years and I haven’t had to use another website for first names.
STATBLOCKS:
5th Edition SRD has a list of NPC statblocks! There’s some based on classes, existing monsters, character archetypes and more!
Outclassed is a compendium of statblocks based on almost every published subclass! It’s pay what you want with a recommended price of 10 USD. I use this CONSTANTLY, and imo it’s one of the best DM resources out there.
MAPS:
This Subreddit is purely for battle map creators to post their work! They’re even categorized by genre and location!
This is a post from that subreddit that has a big list of free, semi-free, and paid mapmaking tools.
CityGenerator is a website that generates city maps down to the tiny details. It generates the names and descriptions of important locations in the city, holidays, people, travelers, and more!
DungeonFog is a mapmaking website that you can use for all kinds of maps! I’ve used it for combat maps primarily. There is a premium membership, but it’s useable as the free version.
Owlbear.rodeo is an extremely easy to use interactive online battlemap. I’ve used it a TON as a DM that plays online and hates using roll20. It’s really easy to get the hang of, and there’s nothing to purchase! I can’t recommend this one enough!
D100 LISTS/GENERATORS;
Goblin Punch has this amazing d100 list of minor magical items for any high-rolling pick pocket rogues out there!
Donjon has a great Random Magic Shop Generator! You can customize it a bit, and it gives you some interesting details and magic items to give your players.
This dndbeyond thread is a d100 non-combat random encounter table. Great for any non-planned areas your players go into!
Nerdsonearth have a d100 table of city encounters that’s perfect for writing plot hooks!
This one is a bit weird, but if you have to come up with an NPC on the fly, here’s a Character Voice Generator!
MISC:
The Thieves Guild is an all-around amazing resource for anything D&D. Like, seriously, they have anything you would need .
This is absolutely not a PDF of the Modern Magic Unearthed Arcana. You should not download it because it is not at all useful for modern settings.
This is a giant Google Drive just chock full of oneshots. Some are better than others, but they’re all one page and free, so go at it!
And, finally, a reminder that even though it is easy and free, you should not google a WOTC official d&d book PDF because it will show up as the first result and you can just download it instead of buying a 30 dollar book. This is bad and illegal and you should not do it <3
This is a living document, so check back on the original post every now and then to see if I’ve added anything. mwah mwah have fun you crazy kids
As species meet each other, so too do their gods. And as the Galactic Union welcomes Humanity, their gods prepare to meet those of Humanity. But as the gates open, only one figure emerges; a skeleton wearing a robe, sandglass, and scythe.
The deities of the Union looked on in surprise and confusion. They had heard stories of the deities of mankind. Gods of war that lead nations to conquer most of their world. Gods of nature that farmers revered to have a bountiful harvest. Even gods of many facets that serve any number of purposes. And yet, the being before them was one of unease among them. A deity of the Ahsirdarin stepped forward from the banquet table, having earned the title of Elder Deity among them long ago. “Greetings, I am Vishidor, god of creation among the Ahsirdarin. I must admit, I find myself confused. I thought humanity had a number of gods. Yet only you are here?” “I am what you might refer to as a representative. The other deities have appointed myself to the position of Elder, as I always was. Apologies, I should introduce myself. I am Death.” The room fell silent for a few moments before the figure looked around. “Shall we continue the feast?” Death walked towards the table and took a seat by a nature deity of the Din’thark. The table began lively again with conversation, the newest arrival chiming in with bits of laughter and answering the occasional bit of small talk. Eventually, one of the war gods of the Coran stood. “Tell me, human god, why are you the only one here from Earth? Surely the other human deities have time enough to meet with us!” “Perhaps. Odin would certain enjoy himself here, I’ll admit. Although the other deities of humanity and I have a shared agreement. You see, humanity is very fluid in their beliefs. Some gods of Earth have been erased and forgotten, and the ones still remaining understand my role in it.” “You have waged war on your divine brethren?” Vishidor spoke up, and the others looked to death, as this was something of a taboo among the gods. “No, no. But surely you all must know. The Fading.” Death looked around, only to see faces confused. “When enough believers stop offering faith, a god becomes withered and empty. The power of a god is tied to the number of those who offer prayer and worship to it. When enough of them are gone, a god simply fades away. Some may return with a portion of their believers after a few centuries or so, some may fuse with aspects of others, but the Fading happens to all of them. Maybe not completely, but all of them feel it.” “And you said you had a role in this?” “The humans often waged war with one another, killing many believers of certain gods. This was when they were less civilized, of course. But some believers simply didn’t have their worship methods passed on to the next generation. Some humans simply don’t believe in any god. But normally faith is diminished by a human merely passing on from this life. That is my role, to guide them to the next life.” “You say the fading happens to all gods. So, have you felt it?” “Never. That is why I am here. To humanity, I am not a being of belief, I am a fact of existence. I am the final and ultimate truth, the inescapable destination, the last part of life. I am the end. Of all things, whether gods, humans, plants, animals or the universe itself. I am what awaits. I am no god. I am an absolute in existence. The one thing humanity will always believe in, will never doubt, and will expect to see every day is death. They don’t worship me, but I am the only god that will ever matter to them. The other pantheons will fade into forgotten memory or cease when humanity does, but I will exist after everything else has been destroyed. When the last star fades into the darkness of space, when the last atom is wiped away in the end of the universe, I will still be here. For THAT is what I am, that is my purpose. To guide all living things to the next life, to aid the gods in their final moments, to be the end of all things.” The deities looked at Death, all sitting quietly, none daring to make a sound. A wave of nervousness was flowing over the room, until Vishidor spoke up. “So, eventually... you will be the end of us? You will... see us... fade away?” The rest of the gathered gods simply looked at Death, who stood still for a moment. The hollow eye sockets of Death looked around the table, taking in the faces of the other gods. “... Yes. Eventually.”
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DO NOT MAIL IN YOUR BALLOTS ANYMORE.
TAKE THEM TO A LEGITIMATE DROPBOX,
OR TAKE THEM TO THE BALLOT OFFICE.
Several states have ruled that, even if they’re postmarked by election day, they won’t count votes that come in afterward (yes, this is voter suppression. No, we don’t have time fight it by election day)
If you’re voting by mail, TAKE THEM TO THE BALLOT OFFICE OR A LEGITIMATE DROPBOX!
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