I need this energy in my life

Blasting girls in their 20s with my MILFification ray gun. The effect is slow and gradual, but irreversible. In one to ten years they'll all be in their 30s.

when the lesbian rep is a cop

then i love all that you are

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!

When you're talking to a cis person and you realize their concept of gender is basically a reinterpretation of a soul

(august 13th) lots of notes, but i haven't received any money yet. please, if anyone can spare anything it would help a lot.