MayginDoBop

u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤡

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone

having fried sex with my southern wife

having poutine sex with my canada wife

having great sex with both your wives

we are each others wifes idiot

well thanks for having me

“She removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.”

This is like that “how wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be petted” post. Beautiful.

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish