i know nothing but chaos

So beautiful!

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

@theshitpostcalligrapher

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this