down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

Look, if you didn't want your soul harvested to make one of a thousand enchanted daggers that I'm just using to practice until I get my skill high enough to make what I'm actually going to use then you shouldn't have turned to a life of banditry.

executive dysfunction

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

I super do not want to

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

if you imagine an animatic hard enough it should come true