I used to be an axolotl

Major Grom: Plague Doctor (2021)

“We were a little surprised at the thirst for Halsin, especially since he was not envisioned to be that way, but to be a wizened, old druid…“

”People wanna f*ck Halsin, I’m just gonna say it right there.” 

“Yeah, Halsin’s quite a stud.” 

“Who would I be to say that you’ll never be able to romance Halsin?”

In Battle for Detroit, Connor’s Cyberlife Tower mission, when Hank has to guess which one is the real Connor… Their jackets and serial numbers are NOT THE SAME? Like, Connor’s is clearly  313 248 317  -51, like for the entire game and Machine Connor’s is  313 248 317 -60. 

HANK. BRUH. DUDE. MA MAN. HOW ARE YOU A DETECTIVE. IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER WHAT NUMBER YOUR PARTNER WAS ENTIRE FUCKIN GAME ARE YOU SERIOUS RN. AND EVEN IF U DONT REMEMBER, DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHICH CONNOR WAS TRYINA CONVERT ANDROIDS?

What the cinnamon toast fuck, Man.

Hank: I just have to find out which one of you is my partner

Connor:

“I liked the hedgehog boy! why did he had to to die :(” 

“him and pavetta were such a nice couple” 

“he could have been a great dad to ciri” 

Geralt: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper: Then who is this guy that won't stop signing songs about your muscular thighs?