You're in that weird part of Tumblr again.

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.

oh this is the original?

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

inugaga

No, they DID lie to you. I don’t care if someone has a huge goth music collection, a closet full of black shrouds, and perfect eyeliner. If they’re right wing, they’re not goth.

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.