quem dera ser um peixe

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

oh dear

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

the hottest thing you can do is communicate btw

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

nothing reveals typos better than the ao3 publish button. who needs spellcheck honestly

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie