Ready...set...go away

I’m sobbing omfg

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

i haz a warm

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.” ― Pablo Picasso

do it!

Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart

Absolutely beautiful. 

egg

If someone asks me to explain tumblr, this will be the post I’ll show

remember

this gave me anxiety…god

Subhanallah

MOOD

This is really silly, because Douglas Adams chose a number at random and 42 just sounded right!

But where's the fun in not overanalyzing?

i dont understand this website

Amazing

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

Your phone, if reported stolen should send wrong fingerprints used to attempt to open it to the local authorities

goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on

i’m the friend