Which of the THB is the sluttiest
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Which of the THB is the sluttiest
Magnus Burnsides
Taako
Merle Highchurch
There is a correct answer and I WILL judge those who get it wrong

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Lucretia is the most fun character in the world because she is set up exactly like the guy who has been a villain all along, but instead the big reveal is that she's your best friend. And she loves you and thinks you're hilarious.
merle highchurch is character of all time. chooses to be a priest like some people choose to be accountants but becomes his god's favorite anyway. fucks plants. absentee father who makes it right but knows the hurt will never go away. jealous of a ten year old. relentlessly pesters man who cuts his arm off to save his life simply because he swung the axe. doesn't hesitate to say no when he's offered a fix for that. plays chess with the embodiment of cosmic horror homicidal nihilism. chooses joy. chooses joy. CHOOSES JOY!!!!!
early taz is all fun and games and abracafuckyou-s until you get to the part where taako casually stumbles upon the corpse of the twin sister he doesn't even remember exists.
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you made it, welcome to wonderland!
ID: Two digital drawings of Lydia and Edward in Wonderland. 1: They stand on a lit runway face the viewer, grinning. Lydia poses with one arm extended and one raised and bent behind her head. Edward gestures towards the multicolored wheel behind them, which is split into eight sections and has pictures on each wedge. There's a vignette-style border around the image. 2: Lydia and Edward stand facing the viewer. Lydia bends and poses with one hand near her mouth. Edward holds up a microphone, smiles, and gestures to the curtain behind him. Behind it, the silhouette of a mannequin can be seen. There's a large sign above it that says "Heart Attack." Spotlights shine on it. End ID.
they call it inspiration
[image description beneath the cut]
Image one: an illustration of the Four McElroy boys (Travis, Clint, Justin and Griffin) near the top, from about the chest up. Travis, Clint and Justin are next to each other and Griffin hovers above them, wearing a hooded cloak, arms outstretched with a D20 dice in each hand. Their facial features are indistinct and illuminated from below. Underneath them is the upper half of a ghostly figure. Its leaning forward, mouth open as colorful, blotchy columns pour off the figure and out of its open mouth. The figure’s hands are above its head, and in between them is Lucretia, Magnus, Merle, Taako and Davenport, all with fierce expressions. Image two: the columns of color from the first image trail down into this one in the background behind a large silver ship, on which rests a bright light. Behind the ship is a full moon, and underneath is a large white golem figure, arms stretched out towards a gray wave shape. Kravitz, smaller than everything else, is flying in the middle of the picture, wearing a black robe and holding a scythe. Image three: The golem’s body and the gray wave continue down into this image. Lup, in her fiery lich form, is front and center, arms stretched out to either side and a huge plume of flames stretching beneath her. She is hovering above a crowd of people, all facing forward, prepared for battle. Barry is standing right in the front with a wand extended. A pool of water stretches across the bottom of the image. Image four: Again, the pool of water continues down onto the top of this illustration. The background is various shades of blue, darker at the top and lighter toward the bottom. “The Adventure Zone” is written in the middle of the image, on top of two light blue silhouettes of the void fish. Johann stands at the bottom of the image holding a cello and looking up, one arm extended upward with a wand that shoots off yellow sparks.]
i’m relistening to taz balance again (because i’m in a pit of despair again, whatever) and anyway observations are that:
griffin is an absolutely phenomenal DM and the story is just so so so so good, even when you know what’s happening
it kinda becomes almost better when you do know what’s happening cuz you’re just in awe like ‘how is there this much foreshadowing in a dnd podcast where 3/4 characters had no idea what’s happening’
griffin inventing a reason for why elevators exist in-fiction out of spite, thereby also inventing the reason for why all the random references the boys make actually make sense in-fiction is powerful
the music…….
mostly this is just about admiring griffin and how i wanna craft a story like this too one day but i do wanna say that i forgot about ‘hey thug what’s your name im about to tentacle your dick’ as the first thing a character says to their future love interest and it took me out so so bad
Duck Newton and Minerva from TAZ:Amnesty!
my favorite thing about lup is that she is a genius scientist and she has enough love for the entirety of existence and she is so transcendently powerful but on a basic fundamental level she lives her life by the dumbass teenage skater logic of "i wanna do dope shit and im never gonna die"

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This poster’s original sketch had about eight different parts drawn on separate sheets before being digitally collaged, edited, and printed on A3 for re-pencilling and inking. Because TAZ is a series that has sucked me in and made me emotional over fiction again in a way that hasn’t happened in over two years. Spent way too long trying to put little references into the boys’ clothes so appreciate that, okay?
(Just for posterity: my interpretations have Magnus as Polynesian, because Travis’ post-Moana tweets made my afakasi heart ache; Merle as Japanese (I modelled him after Pat Morita/Kesuke Miyagi); and Taako as an elfin Joe Dirt-type greaseboy with browner skin and natural dark hair, growing out blond dye from after Glamour Springs.)
[image description: an illustrated poster designed to resemble a movie poster. At the top of the poster, there’s a full moon framed on either side by a red-robed lich with skeletal hands. The lich on the left has a skull inside their hood and is looking at the viewer. There’s nothing inside the hood of the other lich except for a small bright light, and they are holding a shh! finger up to the hood. Written on the full moon, it says: “The stage is set, our heroes are ready. So steel your nerves and keep them steady. And do not fear the path unknown. Enter…” Beneath that, written in large letters across the bell of a large blue jelly fish, it says “The Adventure Zone.”
Taako, Magnus and Merle stand beneath the fish, its tendrils behind them. Taako is a thin elf with brown skin and shaggy blond hair. He’s holding a folded umbrella and smirking. Magnus is a muscular Polynesian man with dark brown skin, a short ponytail and a thick beard. He’s holding an ax in one hand and his other fist is clenched. Merle is a light-skinned Japanese dwarf with short white hair and a full beard. He’s holding his Xtreme Teen Bible in one hand, and extending his wooden arm toward the viewer.]
im so emotional rn
First episode - last episode
[Image description: Two screenshots of transcripts from The Adventure Zone - Balance. The first reads:
“Griffin: Goddamn. Dad should be DMing this. [snickering]
Justin: All right -
Griffin: I wish you. I wish you knew anything about this so you could take this responsibility from me -
Travis: Alright let’s do this!
Griffin: I’m just saying I wanna have fun, I’m not -
Clint: I believe in you, Griffin.
Griffin: I’m just saying I’m not gonna have fun playing DnD! Um, DMing.
Clint: Well that’s alright, as long as we have fun.
Travis: Sounds like a good way to start!”
The second reads:
“Clint: I reach into my bag, pull out the Phone-A-Friend Scrying Bones, and, looking over them mystically, I pass the Extreme Teenage Bible over them, and they begin to glow -
Griffin: [chuckling] Okay?
Clint: And I’m allowed to d- I’m allowed to ask the DM one question which he has to answer honestly.
Griffin: Alright, go!
Clint: So, have you had fun doing the adventure?
Griffin: [snorting] Yes, of course!” /End ID]
i think one of the things that makes lup such an iconic character despite not having much screen time is how Griffin manages the timing in subverting your expectations. Like he gives justin a few episodes of breathing room to get used to saying “Lup and I do this” (essentially conditioning him and the audience to perceive Taako and Lup as one character in two bodies) and then when it comes to a high stakes emotional situation he has Lup stand against the entire rest of her team including Taako. Justin tries in that scene to say “Lup and I do this” and Griffin takes the reins from him to say “Lup doesn’t do that. It’s antithetical to her character.”
And then we get another moment that tries to rein them back in as one player unit where Taako calls her “Lulu” and Griffin (as Lup) quickly and humorously shuts that down.
She’s Lup, not Lulu. Her personhood is not bound to or dictated by Taako, or even her team. She won’t stand by and watch a world burn, even while her brother roils in apathy. She will beg him to reconsider but she will not bow her morals to him. The player and the viewer don’t make her decisions. She is part of Taako—her first few episodes teach us to see them as one entity— but she is not beholden to him.
Also she’s trans
lups the fucking funniest character bc shes a sort of moral core to the starblaster crew, a huge part of the drive they have to save the worlds they come across and defeat the hunger, incredibly compassionate and emotionally intelligent, and also just fucking LOVES blowing shit up. cannot get enough of it. will see an opportunity to commit nonlethal arson and say "is anyone gonna fuck that up" and not wait for an answer. genuine honest to god pyromaniac. sees a machine gun and her immediate reaction is to start shooting it in the air. her favorite gift shes ever gotten is the opportunity to run around an abandoned building blowing things up with fire magic. its not even really treated as a character flaw its just a fun hobby she has
i’ll blow myself up just to hold u again

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Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨💻
Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe
The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you
gnashing my teeth at this entire scene
[ID screenshots of the TAZ: Balance transcript which, combined, read as follows Merle: Yeah, there is something I'd like to know. Are you my friend? Griffin: Hm... Travis: Not what I was expecting. Griffin: But very fucking good. Give me a minute, I'm reeling a little bit. The smile drops from his face and he stands up. And I think he reaches out his hand with the fire. But he pulls it back down and... He kind of shakes his head and he says: John: What am I doing? Merle: I don't think I wanna hang out with you anymore, John. I think I'm gonna take off. And you can continue wallowing in your sadness and your oblivion, and seeing nothing but the negative. And I'm gonna go on my way. And I'll tell you what, if we ever meet each other, somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. Griffin: He chuckles a little bit. And he turns towards you and he says: John: I'm sorry you feel that way. You're the first person who I've sort of talked about this to, who hasn't listened. There were... Everyone listened, Merle. I'm not being hyperbolic. Every person in the world was swayed. I don't know why you're different. But everyone else listened. John: You call us the Hunger. That's not entirely inaccurate. 'Cause we are... hungry. But it would be more accurate to simply call us, Dissatisfaction. But soon... Griffin: And he holds up his hand and says: John: ... You will call us Ascendant. Merle: Well... we'll see. John, thanks for the chess game. And kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. Griffin: He frowns. And says: John: Huh... I feel sad. Griffin: And he kills you. End ID]