better days ahead

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

Dammit i thought it was saturday forever

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol