The Morbid the Merrier

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

Teddy has come back to us...as a cat

EXACTLY 💯 💯

you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

Breakfast gun goes on the right (if right-handed) but must be layed on its left side; the proper orientation to grab it quickly in case of attack.

I'm confident that's what he meant

I'd argue it goes on the left on its right side if you're right-handed, due to your utensil of choice already occupying your right hand.

Then you have to reach across the plate to draw.

The Beauty of Love