Yeah, something like that.

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because only about 10 people who use Cyrillic have access to the internet” or some shit?

As someone who lives in the Balkans I can confirm. We have Internet only thanks to our Donkey, Dimitri, who runs in a treadmill which generates electricity.

Reblogging to thank Dimitri for his service

This was the best scene in the whole series

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

untitled ghost game

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

The last comment literally always cracks me up

real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

Bro come back

Pspspspspspsps

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

Fucking awesome

im the guy who has to jack him off to keep him docile and to stop his thousand years blood lust and i totally agree. tight scrotum. small but powerful penis. circumcised.