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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

Last night I dreamt I was with my parents and boyfriend at a county fair or something and my dad was drinking a bud lite from an open topped cup with ice and a straw but like it wasn't anything like thats just how the worlds set up, and I like asked for a sip and he sighed and stuck his finger over the top of his straw and used it as a pipette and dropped it over my mouth and the camera in the dream zoomed out and zoomed in to footage of a baby bird in a zoos back room being pipette fed bird food mush and then back to me after having drank the straw full of beer and I looked around bewildered and I felt disgusted because even though that was also just a normal dream world occurence I felt as though the battery cover of the world had slipped you know like the baby bird was the animation skeleton that interaction had run on and I wasn't supposed to see that

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i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third