I am Boo Boo, Fool of Fools!

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

'adequate' is the meanest word in the english language. you passed. barely. we acknowledge your existence. now fuck off.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

cocking her ears to prime a powerful scream

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder