please be quiet… i’m trying to manifest a truckload of money into my bank account so that i can retire and never have to read an email again

sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

maybe i can have little a self love today....as a treat

its okay but i’m sad

hello?? um?? universe?? u hearin me?? just letting you know i’m ready for good things to happen in my life!! i’m prepared for amazing things!! i think its time!! just lettin you know. 

It takes me like 3 months to accumulate enough energy to post on Instagram

My New Years resolution is to stop wondering if I’m good enough for other people and start wondering if they’re good enough for me.

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

how do i delete myself and everything ive ever said from other ppl’s minds

I’ve decided to stop “getting in touch with my emotions” and instead focus on being sexy and cool like god intended