fall out boy saved my life ⚔️

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

In Midnight Sun, Edward really be like “if Bella thinks I’m ugly, that’s fine. Unrelated, what would be the quickest way to kill myself”

The little Lowes bucket he has at the end is killing me with cuteness

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless