Assorted Junk

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

This websites hatemail game is insane

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example