main street

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

“Hammond B3 Organ Cistern” by Gabrielle Calvocoressi

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

hey ya

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow