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I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

Can we bully the staff so they can get rid of that damn camera page I’m so sick of it

one tells a horrid future the other one tells you an uncomfortable past

pop team epic

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

No!

babe don't even worry about it it's in the baja past

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?