kitten

you know why it’s not as weird for a 35 year old to date a 30 year old than it is for a 20 year old to date a 15 year old? because that five year age difference represents a LOT larger of a part of the 15 year olds life than the 25 year olds, a bigger chunk of life experience missing

whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue, stop

invade, fight for dominance, and wrestle are literally the worst descriptors ever in the whole entire world of talking about kissing

tongues do not roam and they do not go exploring they are like TIDES they come forward a little bit and then maybe recede a little bit EVEN IN FRENCHING

most kissing action actually happens with the lips GO FIGURE??

kissing is really awkward you get noses bumping everywhere and sometimes saliva all over your chin or theirs, please keep this in mind, only the chastest kisses are clean and neat

really aggressive tongue is really an acquired taste not gonna lie (L O L)

Avoid scientific clinical words like probe for the love of god

if you’ve ever listened to a kiss you know it sounds really gross with all the sucking and smacking breathy moans and hums are the way to go

_____

i am teh penguin of d00m! *holds up spork*

______________________________

DivinityAngel

You should join the e-mail club for the following retailers/restaurants, because they send you gifts for free food on your birthday.

Cinnabon

Menchie’s

Baskin Robbins

Cold Stone Creamery

Dairy Queen

Applebee’s

Ruby Tuesday

iHop

Texas Roadhouse

Moe’s

Firehouse Subs

Jersey Mike’s

Denny’s

Fuddrucker’s

P.F. Chang’s

Qdoba Mexican Grill

Red Lobster

Red Robin

Sonic

What if Zevran recruited himself to join the Chargers, meeting The Iron Bull at Storm Coast?