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When it’s announced that a Bay Area middle school teacher is one of three heroes sent to save the world, San Francisco clamors to rename things to “Ryland Grace.” Grover Cleveland Middle is quick to the draw, becoming Ryland Grace Middle the very next school year. Grace also gets a street, of course, a science wing at Stanford, a state park along the coast — by the time the Beetles return, you could probably throw a rock in San Francisco and hit a Ryland Grace reference.

Grace wearing Eridian Jewelry 💫

oh hey this feels like a good time to mention that bastille did a remix of pompeii. with goddamn hans zimmer. listen to this to blow your tits clean off

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

once you notice how childlike robby's body language gets sometimes you can't unnotice it. whether he's fidgety and restless, or his head ducked and avoiding eye contact, or hunched, making himself smaller, or all of the above. this is a 50ish year old 6'1 large ass man, who looks every bit of it when he wants to, but somehow still manages to look so much like a child sometimes.

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!