∞I'm a Unicorn∞

dan and phil might lowkey like each other a little

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

you look so victorious as you become more right with each passing moment

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st

a true martyr

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

god bless that good gay machination.

I do love this trope!

Marx

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

it’s cool and epic

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

I’m crying

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