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the us supreme court, 2026:

It's fine to be a Good Omens fan, despite the multiple accusations that Neil Gaiman is a sadistic serial rapist.

Harry Potter fans should kill themselves because JKR is snarky on Twitter.

Predictably hypocritical!

Gender Detransition: a path towards self-acceptance (free pdf) available in english, german, french, dutch, spanish & swedish

queer homophobia: all lesbians hate trans women and want them to die

straight homophobia: lesbians should have sex with men if they use dildos

queer homophobia: lesbians should have sex with trans women if they use dildos

straight homophobia: lesbians are sex-crazed deviants

queer homophobia: lesbians are vagina-fetishists

straight homophobia: if you like butch lesbians [masculinity], why wouldn’t you just date a man?

queer homophobia: if you like butch lesbians, why wouldn’t you date a trans woman [who is feminine]?

straight homophobia: lesbians recruit minors to be homosexuals and feminists

queer homophobia: lesbians recruit minors to be homosexuals and radical feminists

straight homophobia: butch lesbians are basically men

Hermione putting Rita Skeeter in a jar (she was right to do that fight me)

Hermione blackmailing Rita into writing an interview with Harry where he explains his version of what happened to Cedric, making her publish it in The Quibbler with Luna's complicity, and organising The Hogwarts Resistance against Umbridge

Hermione time-travelling daily for the sole purpose of following more classes than was possible in a singular day (insane, so real), and basically saving Sirius's life

Hermione slapping Malfoy for insulting Hagrid, on the same day she quit Divination class for being lame and useless

Hermione figuring out that the Chamber of Secrets's monster was a Basilisk, and also Hermione figuring out that Lupin was a werewolf, and also Hermione figuring out Snape's riddle, and also Hermione figuring out that Prince was a last name and related to Eileen Prince,…

Ginny realising that she could have gone to the Yule Ball with Harry (since he didn't have anyone at this point to go with), but not saying anything because she had already said yes to Neville; similarly, Ginny defending Luna!

Ginny telling Ron to fuck aalllll the way off with his attitude re: her romantic relationships

Molly straight up murdering Bellatrix for threatening her daughter

McGonagall's "have a biscuit, Potter" moment

Lily standing up to both James AND Snape and not forgiving Snape when he was racist to her. Lily in general really - without her Harry would be dead, there wouldn't be a story!