In my mind

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

4 surprised me

good

me when I’m me

yeah he’s definitely cramping

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those