Meanwhile

if we dating and you sit next to me, ill always put my hand on ur thigh

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

Me

this is just what images are all about

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They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

:O