Accursed

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you know i had to do it

The Dog

This is fine. This is completely fine 😀

hey did somebody say something about halls-of-halas-corrupted Caleb

Have you ever seen three ducks try to grab onto one piece of bread

TWO BRJEAUS CHILLING IN A HOT TUB 2 FEET APART CUZ THEYRE BEST FRIENDS

essek undoubtedly took one look at caleb and thought "this pathetic looking man poses no threat to me whatsoever" and walked away without even bothering to kill him lmfao

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN! I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ROOM FOR NOTT PUBLIC MELTDOWN OR PUMAT SOL OR DISASTER LESBIAN BEAU OR JESTER CRASHOUT OR FRUMPKIN OR THE GENTLEMAN WORKING FOR VESS OR THE AEOR DROP OR LEYLAS TYPHROS—

SHES HERE I REPEAT SHES HERE

Like, Caleb might be the first person who will understand dunamancy on the same level as Essek and also WANTS to talk to him about it! It's obvious that, unspoken as it is, this is something Essek desperately craves and is not receiving, either on the side of the Empire or the Dynasty.