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What kind of professor? A good one.

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you