sup losers! just kidding.

Isn't this shell ridge preserve or briones trail? my homie pissed off a cliff near here

what did your homie do to make the cliff so angry

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

I love how INTENSE Merlin and Arthur are about each other right off the bat. they've had like two interactions and Arthur is already pinballing between beating this little nerd up and then being the one person to believe the nerd's wild-ass stories about magic shield snakes the next minute? to the point where he stands in front of his father the KING and vouches for Merlin's word - the word of a rando servant, accusing a knight! You believe him based on what, my prince? his vibes? vibes alone, your Honour! And then after Arthur yells at him Merlin goes to his dragon buddy all like "MY DESTINY IS NOTHING NOW." like can you two chill out for a second maybe get a drink and calm down? mind you, you've known each other five minutes.

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting