theres rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.

Rack ‘em up

I could do that if I tried 🙄

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

You can make one here

The holy trinity

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

“Despite how fancy the journal sounds, the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology is actually an open-access publication that spams thousands of scientists every day with the offer of publishing their work - for a price, of course. Back in 2005, US computer scientists David Mazières and Eddie Kohler created this 10-page paper as a joke response they could send to annoying and unwanted conference invitations… The PDF went pretty viral in academic circles, and then recently an Australian scientist named Peter Vamplew sent it off to the pain-in-the-ass International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology in the hope that the editors would open it, read it and take him off their f*cking list. Instead, Scholarly Open Access reports that they took it as a real submission and said they’d publish it for $150. Apparently the journal even sent the paper to an anonymous reviewer who said it was ‘excellent’.”

Fuck you

#a good way to see if you’re experiencing vision loss

the relationship between girls and the fantasy series they read when young is so special nothing comes close to it

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯