im not scared stfu

ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd

As if “Tit” wasn’t bad enough

They are very cute though! We have them in Norway as well.

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black and pink are not enemies they are besties. girlfriends even

@smalldistortion

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

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@todaysbird

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Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.

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