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Not a shipper, but a one drunken handjob in 2006 truther

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

ok new ask game what mutual am i

we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

i don’t even know if that’s what you’d call it but there’s nothing more alluring to me than 2 characters who are not attracted to each other fucking each other pretending or imagining they’re fucking someone else. and peak is when they’re both thinking about the same person

idc if it gets my dyke card revoked but because “not attracted to each other” is key here one of my favorite takes on this is like one of them having an incompatible sexual orientation with the other and screwing anyways because the other person has some sort of connection/closeness to the person they’re both in love with

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

Can’t sleep gonna read hockey rpf on ao3. Don’t know anything about the nhl not even gonna look up anyone’s names just going in blind

we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)