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We all should concede that "the pitt" is the most bisexual show of the year. We all thought about them dating each others no matter men or women. Just all of them

some parts of the warrior cats fandom have this really funny mindset of "since we barely ever get female antagonists, it is our duty as the fandom to interpret any one we get in the most bad faith unsympathetic straightforward heinously maliciously puppy-kicking evil way possible so we can minmax on their evil factor to make up for it". like a) i don't. think it works like that and b) im sorry but mapleshade and curlfeather are independently of that just more compelling characters if you view them as though theyre people in fucked up and sympathetic circumstances rather than evil cartoon cackling witches imo. it's just more interesting. like i dont know what you want me to do about that

We want Flawed Female Characters! No, not THOSE flaws. 😕 Those aren't sexy, COOL flaws. You know, the ones that I don't think actually SHOULD be considered flaws, that I might even feel personally judged for. The "unjustly martyred by the court of public opinion" kind of flaws. So like a "flawed" woman who's actually kind of a Saint in a way. I didn't want, like, FLAW flaws. What she did was WRONG and that makes her a BAD PERSON, and how can you justify that? If you still like her after what she did, that makes YOU a Bad Person too. Ugh, disgusting. 😕 But anyway, WHY isn't anyone writing flawed female characters?

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist

“her wife” and “his husband” are healing phrases 

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis