man idek anymore

i keep calling simon a dumb bitch for not realizing bram liked him when meanwhile a girl could literally tell me she’s in love with me and i’d be like platonically? you mean platonically? is that platonic? are you gay?

hey……uh..,…who wants to be my …..girlfriend ……for pride month?….and possibly forever after?? i-

gf: “what are you thinking about?” me: “oh, nothing.” me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other since they were children? Could the Looney Toons Universe subscribe to the multiple worlds theory where Bugs and Lola never met? but how far does this, for lack of a better term, rabbit hole, go? Elmer Fudd was on Baby Looney Toons as well, which means that he and Bugs are roughly the same age but as an adult he is Bugs’ primary antagonist? The lifespan of a rabbit is 9-12 years and Elmer is clearly an adult. How can that be? Could Bugs bunny be immortal?”

Sex is good and all but have you ever had your hairdresser scratch your scalp during a shampoo with the vigor of an embittered 17th century Puritan washerwoman? Perfection.

what the “do not disturb” status probably means: i just dont like the bleeping noise. i will respond when i see your message though how i interpret the ominousness of the little red dot: talk to me and i will rip your fucking nuts off

WEVE COME SO FAR

um i just wanna do a facemask, get a new wardobe, and fall in love is that too much to ask

Tex is fucking iconic