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Beard: I dont know if this helps, but when I was a kid, I was afraid to swim. So one day, my dad took me to the lake.
Roy: What, did he push you in to teach you how to swim?
Beard: No, he beat the crap out of me, and I still can't swim.
Roy: What's the point of this story?
Beard: The point is I hate my father, aren't you listening?
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Jan Maas: My friends, to victory!
Moe, Thierry, and Colin: To victory!
Isaac: Actually, I don't play World of Warcraft.
Colin: Isaac, you said you're on your computer all the time.
Isaac: Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Thierry: Dude, I think the fans are shipping you and Jamie.
Dani: Where to?
Higgins: And then he called her a- B-I-T-C-H.
Henry:
Ted: ...He can spell.
I HAVENT POSTED SINCE LAST YEAR??? WHOOOPS uh uh uhmmm I'm back
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rebecca: higgins and i have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's — higgins: —sentences. rebecca: please, don't interrupt me.
Colin: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Isaac: I wish, but the corners of your beautiful mind will keep me guessing until the day I die.
Jamie: Why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend, but I can't say this is my boytoy twink malewife Colin?
Roy: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.
Moe: Nobody traps Sims in a doorless room and watches them die anymore. Consequence of microplastics?
Thierry: Now women just download sex mods and use the Sims as porn.
Richard: Not just women. Sometimes, I can't with how unethical and fake porn is. I found a Sim that looked like my most recent ex, masturbated to her while crying. One of the lowest points of my life.
Isaac: You don't have to admit this.
Ted: Beards' father actually died in Kansas' annual hot dog eating competition.
Beard: Yep. The runner up shot him.
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Colin: Do you think you can play a gay man?
Isaac: I'm terrible at lying. I'm terrific at make-believe.
Roy: Not much could ruin today.
Ted: Howdy Roy!
Roy: Goddammit, I forgot saying that summons him.
Colin: Jan Maas is a unique guy. I'm so blessed to have met him.
Jan: Colin's an idiot.
Moe: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness.
Beard: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?
Moe: Autism.
Richard: Talk Dirty to me...
Jan: 77 people died across three countries due to the Order of the Solar Temple. The deaths were a mixture of murders and suicides, with some still contested as to which they were. It was also the catalyst for France, your home country, cracking down on cult activity.
Richard: Oh, that's the good stuff...
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Ted: Jamie's going to be okay. I made him a pb&j. He said he didn't want it so I ate it.
Ted: He was still sad so I made him another pb&j. He didn't want that one either so I ate it.
Ted: Anyways, Jamie wants to be alone for a little while, and we're all out of peanut butter.
Colin: Richard was upset with Jan so Jan bought him a Mercedes.
Isaac: Woof.
Colin: And if you're suggesting I buy my way out of the problem, the answer is no. It's the cowards' way out.
Jan: Oh, so I'm a coward.
Colin: Yes.
Jan: Fine. But I'm a coward with a hickey.
