Beard: I dont know if this helps, but when I was a kid, I was afraid to swim. So one day, my dad took me to the lake.
Roy: What, did he push you in to teach you how to swim?
Beard: No, he beat the crap out of me, and I still can't swim.
Roy: What's the point of this story?
Beard: The point is I hate my father, aren't you listening?










