:^)

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU LEONARDO DICAPRIO

No idea why I said this shit but it’s entirely untrue. Now I’d k*ll him with my bare hands

we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can't take it anymore

i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

There's this big ass bird here

Um soooooo. That was the devil

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself