in pursuit of flowers

worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

i need a lucky potato

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

Happy Scary Christmas!

MERRY SCARY CHRISTMAS!!!

Oh its today

What did Nosferatu get you all

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

i love DMing in dnd because it's like saying to your friends, here's a lil gift i made 🤲it's a storie :] and youre the main characters :]]] And i love playing in dnd because i get to be like to my friends, woweee I love your imaginary world youre so talented :]]] here's a joke i came up with to make you laugh :] i love you

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

having kinks is so embarrassing like sorry I told you I wanna fuck a big scary demon, I played pretend as a kid and Came Back Wrong