Meanwhile the world goes on.

by 2027 every professional baseball team will have their own designated mage. by 2030 the baseball will be rendered obsolete and we will have televised wizard duels on ESPN

Spiritual fucking experience at the portable toilet Jesus Christ. These are worthy of worship

Pain relief of any kind is always holy (see: patron saint of expired ibuprofen) but specifically sanctuary when you need it the absolute worst? When there is no other option? When you are physically about to burst and unable to keep yourself from a corporeal state that’s just kind of unthinkable, unimaginable, for the self-confident able-bodied adult? The absolute lack of control, the illumination of exactly how fragile your pride is. Humbling yourself enough to find relief in what you wouldn’t have considered an option a hour ago. Realizing how close you were to an incredibly bad public experience. There is no bathroom here. But there is a porta-potty across the road.

Nobody else in this Panera can sense the witch realm

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

^^ Zeus 25 minutes before Athena c-sections herself outta the back of his skull spinnin like a beyblade

Does anyone have a favorite bravery spell or potion they’d be willing to share? Asking for a friend (the friend is my trembling heart)

also sorry for not just going into the tag and seeing what’s already there. I think I’m looking for connection

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.

it is my firm belief that every experience could be improved by a gentle wind. we are meant to move through life windswept