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(through tears) H O T T O G O (shaky breath) YOUUU CAN TAKE ME (snot running down my face) HOT TO GOOOO

happy father’s day to this post and this post only

shira schwooper you will always be famous to me. if i was in a lesbian situationship with my best friend in our teens and she publicly told me in front of our entire grade that she never felt anything for me and then a decade later she started seeing my brother i'd be on the news. she's so brave

Every single "What if Todd and Yoshi met?" scenario is fascinating because of their energies' capacity to yes-and each other. Like, it goes without saying that Todd could get Yoshi on board with a dubious business venture, but there is a non-zero chance Yoshi would end up influencing Todd to convert to Orthodox Judaism

i love that phil said he likes that dan is a gay man. i love that phil said dan being gay is a good thing because he got phil. they're in love with each other because they, specifically, are in love with each other, specifically. which is the case for any couple regardless of sexual orientation. but it's the acknowledgment from phil that a fundamental and inextricable part of dan's identity as a person is precisely what gave dan the love of his life, and is something the love of his life loves about him. it's phil encouraging dan to value himself as a man who is able to love phil—another man. and to feel his love in return. it's phil loving dan by loving the part of him that allowed them to love each other. what you used to think was the worst thing about you is the best thing to me. because it was half the whole reason our dream came true.