MIS MIEDOS/MY FEARS

she was like “well i’ve come this far”

Me gustan los degenerados, esos que son bien hijos de puta, de los que no se conforman sólo con buen sexo, sino que qué exigen que uno ponga el alma o peor aun, exigen amor..

I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago

I use oh okay and no problem about 50 times a day I feel like

an everyday cycle

I keep rereading this because this is genuinely too much

Me gustas, pero no tengo fuerzas para estar en una relación ahora mismo, no tengo ganas de tener largas conversaciones por mensaje, ni quedar para ir al cine, tomar un helado, salir de fiesta, que me des un beso y  que después acabemos haciendo el amor en el parque... tampoco tengo ganas de llorar porque te vi con otra persona, tampoco tengo ganas de que me ignores cuando te necesite... en definitiva no tengo ganas! Que estoy mejor en soledad.

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

This whole thing originally felt like some online urban legend… and then @cyanideending comes through with video proof and first person participation. What a time to be alive

NEVER forget