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That is the face of regret, and the cat’s face isn’t even visible.

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

I got 246, I’m a loser

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

quietly working together on your own projects in the same room as a form of intimacy.

cursed

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

there should be a plague inc fandom

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought