hopeless dreamer.

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

you will never regret being a better person

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

Due to secret reasons, I will be unable to join