uppies-seeking behavior

Can’t get this on any other social media

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

The midnight awakies

it's crazy to me that anyone feels safer with police around. even as a white child in the suburbs, the presence of a cop made me feel like a small creature staying rigidly still hoping the predator wouldn't notice me and pass by

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

god gives his messiest rooms to his hottest tgirls

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends