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Day 5 - Scarlet Macaw
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."
This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.
I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.
"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."
I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.
"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."
i just spent like 20 minutes scrolling through the notes for examples and I'm screeching with laughter
Hey if youβre schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that youβre a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.Β
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry itβs what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).Β But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.Β To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphereβ¦but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.Β So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
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I'm a broken record to say "this is a good joke" because in fact all the Among Us jokes are good.
But "species of creature where all of them are drawn as 100% identical models, but in universe amongst themselves one of them is considered far and away the hot one" is a timeless joke.
Quick, people who have no context for this, which one of these Amonguses is the hot one
I bequeath to you my shitty excel chart I made of [checks notes] the first 35 guesses
I also give you the (time-stamped to the correct moment [5:06]) reveal
(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha
the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

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i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying
I love her so much β₯οΈ
Bro they got geep in Ohio