become your own hero

come find out

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

assflash newshole

i’ve been the entire goddamn time

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

bitch everything about me is gold from brain to pussy, i deserve the best

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering