naive little me

DnD AU:

(it can be a real fantasy world or a D&D party)

Will:

• A sorcerer who lives in the forest with his "crazy witch mom" and "weird brother";

• Everyone calles him a witch too;

• Meets Mike in childhood, and now he's literally the one person Will trusts.

• Is half-posessed by some demonic essence, that's why his right eye become darker than the other.

Mike:

• Paladin, wanders on it's own, until he appears in captivity by king, to whom he is obliged to pay the debt by engaging with his daughter;

• Forced to catch a dangerous witch and is calm about it until he realizes it's Will. From this moment on, he tries to distract the guards from Will's real location;

• As a child, he got lost in the woods and came across a frightened Will, but instead of snitching on him, he starts bombarding him with questions about his life.

Jane:

• Princess, her father is a cruel king, that she doesn't love but has a father figure in the captain of royal guard;

• Likes Mike as a friend, but don't loves him and reeeally doesn't sees him as a future King :))

Mommi Ja Aabits

from Estonia

I didn’t even know Estonia was a country before I found out about this

Running on the budget of $5 and some string cheese

yes, the entire show looks Like That

no it does not get any better

really beloved in it’s home country, which is proof Estonians don’t feel fear

Ratafak Plachta

Czechoslovakia

stands at an absolutely terrifying 7 ft tall

helped overthrow communism

decapitates himself for funsies

from what I understand English speakers can’t make the sounds to pronounce his name so like most eldritch abominations his name is unspeakable

no one knows what Ratafak Plachta is going to do next least of all Ratafak Plachta himself

likes dogs

Valid to eat fingers

Moreso

Finnish

some cruel God created him and now refuses to get rid of him

like a Gremlin mated with a pug and the offspring got hit by a truck

his own friends are scared of him

moreso is aware he is an abomination and can’t do anything about it

most people in Finland are scared of him

is a kind, gentle soul - the idea was to make a character to teach kids the important lesson that just sometimes things are scary but it doesn’t mean they’re bad. it instead taught the kids the important lesson that sometimes things are scary

The Child + helping his dad out Bonus:

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kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don’t mean that in a “they’ll make you autistic and die” way. i mean they don’t understand what they’re setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that’s for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they’re trans, they’re definitely too young to consent to a vax.

i haven’t had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.

because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.

how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they’ve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc “thats what’s healthy for them” and their parents have no idea how much grief they’re causing right now.

My Rabies Story

My Story:

I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.

This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I’ve had rabies ever since.

I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don’t ask me to.

Does this mean you’re going to die soon?:

Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn’t actually kill you. I’m in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn’t died yet.

Are you going to infect other people?

Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I’m fine and safe to be around. (x)