mostly void, partially star

I would not survive a vibe check right now

The reason Zagreus is the perfect protagonist is because he is simultaneously deeply respectful and an absolute shithead and I think that's what every developer should aim for

Reminder that Christmas is a religious holiday and all the things that come with it (the tree, the colors, the traditions, etc.) are apart of it (even if you don’t celebrate for religious reasons it still is) and if you say “Oh it’s just part of the season” you’re throwing your Jewish & other not Christian religious participants under the bus

Goyim can reblog but don’t add your bullshit

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

just when you think something cant elope it does

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

talentless girls make some noise!

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)