Young & Carefree

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

Oh wow, I did not know this, on behalf of my people I would like to humbly apologize..

British colonialism is responsible for famines, massacres, the slave trade, and concentration camps, and yet so few people actually know this.

Have them sprung straight off your vibe and personality.

Imagine coming home from work to me

#Trump voters’ entire deal was ‘he was only supposed to make brown people suffer!!’ ‘WHY AM I SUFFERING I AM WHITE!!’#so anyway I’ll drink their tears forever

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting”…i hope this woman burns in hell.

^^^ my same thought

That quote… Peak mayonnaise mentality.

Jesus Lord have mercy 😩

What’s the energy y’all have for the rest of this week?

this nigga

He is a whole ass mood

Uncle shay!

sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

Honestly truly

Come and talk to me