Flameo Hotman

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

she’s just so hot

tired of lying to you all. im amelia earhart  

how’s it feel to be eaten by crabs ms earhart

no better way to start the day!

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

none of this would have happened under the Babadook Presidency

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

The fact that Asami was a rich kid/is a fucking CEO and Korra has not worked an actual job ever.....you KNOW when they’re on dates Korra is like “idk how much to tip so I’m gonna give the waitress $200 she seems nice” and Asami is like “yeah that seems right!”

the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love