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did you all miss my bad posts for like 2 years lol

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

i like to hit people with the autrizzsm. one hit K.O. to me and everyone who hears it AND I get a laugh on the way out

i love creating google forms and surveys, collect my forms

i love creating spreadsheets too. look at my cells, boy

i need to mention that while i did get a lot of planning done for a possible neverending legacy rework in the last few days i'd like to dip back into that audio program i've been making before i get started on any big game stuff. rationale being that once it's usable i can produce all the sound effects my games will ever need and ooo perhaps low-bandwidth in-browser sequenced music too

particularly excited to no longer have to rely on other people's software for audio stuff. please i just need to reinvent one more wheel. just this one wheel and it's gonna be so good it's gonna be the best wheel because it's gonna be mine #mywheel

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

mike’s hard past couple of months

Every word is gender neutral if you don't believe in that crap

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

That obe tumblr user really did manage to fuck the white out of her